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Monday, April 10, 2006
More Shirts in Cliche
Now available in Cliche: tiger shirts and leopard dresses. Go buy one! ¶ 11:50 AM links to this post
Now available in Cliche: tiger shirts and leopard dresses. Go buy one! ¶ 11:50 AM links to this post
Sunday, February 19, 2006
Shirts in Cliche!
I sent some shirts off to the good folks at Cliche this week. Boy howdy did Murphy's Laws come raining down on me like a shower of shit as I tried to get that act together! Well I learned about 400 things about screenprinting during that process. All the hard way, but that's the only way I learn, apparently.
On a brighter note, I have a Wenzel design.
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I sent some shirts off to the good folks at Cliche this week. Boy howdy did Murphy's Laws come raining down on me like a shower of shit as I tried to get that act together! Well I learned about 400 things about screenprinting during that process. All the hard way, but that's the only way I learn, apparently.
On a brighter note, I have a Wenzel design.
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Tuesday, February 14, 2006
I Don't Know Why Pandas Get All The Love
For instance, this is particularly adorable.
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Saturday, February 11, 2006
“Space, it seems to go on forever... But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!”
I keep meaning to make a t-shirt that says Wenzel Loves Me. This idea only operates in the realm of the CC Club. February 15th is getting close so I don’t really have time for this right now! Those animal shirts for Cliche will be done on time though! A frog looking in a mirror at itself would possibly be the only right thing for this shirt so I searched the internet for a generic image of a mirror and discovered once again that the internet takes me off track very, very easily.
A Spongebob in underpants, on a Pez dispenser - pulled from the shelves it says. Really? Spongebob in his underpants is awesome! Why would you pull that? I want one! I googled “spongebob underpants pez” and it yeilded startlingly kick ass results.
First this: “I wish I could bottle the magic in a pair of Tweety Bird underpants.”
I agree.
Then this: “My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?”
this random blog would have had me and Jane on the floor at the obituary desk quoting this shit from our adjacent cubicles! Irene would have come up with several of her own on the spot!
I kind of miss that job. I had it from when I was a senior in art school to a year and a half after I graduated. It had a lot of weirdness - some Six Feet Under-ness to it, crossed with Family Plots, a little bit of Office Space, and chunks of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Almost daily fits of laughter to the point of tears. I miss it like I miss my Moto Guzzi though. I was done with it. No regrets.
Update:
Jane and Irene are coming to Milwaukee in June to party with me - yay! ¶ 2:32 PM links to this post
A Spongebob in underpants, on a Pez dispenser - pulled from the shelves it says. Really? Spongebob in his underpants is awesome! Why would you pull that? I want one! I googled “spongebob underpants pez” and it yeilded startlingly kick ass results.
First this: “I wish I could bottle the magic in a pair of Tweety Bird underpants.”
I agree.
Then this: “My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?”
this random blog would have had me and Jane on the floor at the obituary desk quoting this shit from our adjacent cubicles! Irene would have come up with several of her own on the spot!
Dolphins: Don't trust a species that's always smiling, its up to something!
I hate asparagus ... always f*cks u over!
Let's not beat around the bush here, this guys eye balls were MASSIVE, i have no idea what kept them from imploding right out of the sockets onto the table!
Alborz gave me the luck I needed, cos he drove me to the interview on Monday! I can't get over it! It's like that time I snorted Wizz Fizz and ate half a pack of sour worms! YESSSS!! This bitch is employed!
Move that gigantic cotton candy!
Man I'm tired as a whore on $1 Tuesdays!
I kind of miss that job. I had it from when I was a senior in art school to a year and a half after I graduated. It had a lot of weirdness - some Six Feet Under-ness to it, crossed with Family Plots, a little bit of Office Space, and chunks of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Almost daily fits of laughter to the point of tears. I miss it like I miss my Moto Guzzi though. I was done with it. No regrets.
Update:
Jane and Irene are coming to Milwaukee in June to party with me - yay! ¶ 2:32 PM links to this post
Friday, February 10, 2006
Art Car Dies in Fatal Hit and Run
Here's a story of loss by Mary Abbey in the Star Tribune that I read as the headlining story at startribune.com. The art car owner victim, Allen Christian, has a super dope studiohouse called House of Balls that you can look at here. I haven't been to it but it reminds me a little of the 24 Hour Church of Elvis that I visited one night about ten years ago in Portland. That was an Experience.
I grew to hope for a drunken driver to hit my VW Corrado, I dreamed of finding a bumper sticker with boobs that had 3-D effects so you could see them bouncing as you were driving by, and just taping it on when was parked on the street at night. Well, that's not very nice for the poor drunk drivers, is it? Oh how I grew to hate that car. The dumbest things on it broke! A lot! About $200 each time! But it was so fun to drive! My Moto Guzzi was a beautiful load. Vehicles. ¶ 9:17 PM links to this post
I grew to hope for a drunken driver to hit my VW Corrado, I dreamed of finding a bumper sticker with boobs that had 3-D effects so you could see them bouncing as you were driving by, and just taping it on when was parked on the street at night. Well, that's not very nice for the poor drunk drivers, is it? Oh how I grew to hate that car. The dumbest things on it broke! A lot! About $200 each time! But it was so fun to drive! My Moto Guzzi was a beautiful load. Vehicles. ¶ 9:17 PM links to this post
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
As You Can See, I Don't Take a Lot of Baths
or have many visitors. My little house is a bigger mess than Express right now cuz I'm makin' shirts to sell at Cliche in Minneapolis. This is my classic, original Mpls animal shirt design. I have another Minneapolis one I'm working on that will feature the Giant Catlike Building That Controls The City.
You'll see. ¶ 1:33 AM links to this post
or have many visitors. My little house is a bigger mess than Express right now cuz I'm makin' shirts to sell at Cliche in Minneapolis. This is my classic, original Mpls animal shirt design. I have another Minneapolis one I'm working on that will feature the Giant Catlike Building That Controls The City.
You'll see. ¶ 1:33 AM links to this post
Sunday, February 05, 2006
